january's calls:

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• hello from florida.
  
  
• the cactuses make her laugh.
  
  
• consider it.
  
  
• "i would also like to forget what i was gonna tell you."
  
  
• we are not condoning this kind of activity.
  
  
• i wonder why they're obsessed with cactuses.
  
  
  
  
• another cactus.
  
  
• he followed the nonsense. or something.
  
  
• for someone who doesn't know what to say, he says a lot.
  
  
• it's life changing.
  
  
• that's good.
  
  
• so excited.
  
  
• this is a test...
  
  
• another cactus person.
  
  
• bad monkey! bad monkey!
  
  
• interesting echo.
  
  
• i want my flowers and chocolate.
  
  
• hello from new mexico.
  
  
• i think he's the first one to actually say "message" instead of "machine." but i'm likely wrong.
  
  
• we need to be kind to our fog.
  
  
• that is long.
  
  
• i don't even know who that is.
  
  
• of all the hang ups i get, i think this one sounds most like a phone hanging up.
  
  
• oh, i talk into this end?
  
  
• meow.
  
  
• celebration with five burgers.
  
  
• it's still recording.
  
  
• follow the nonsense.
  
  
• have a great inane answering machine day...
  
  
• it's not actually a spanish telemarketing call.
  
  
• do you find any hilarity in it?
  
  
• confusing cactus person #6.
  
  
• confusing cactus person #5.
  
  
• confusing cactus person #4.
  
  
• confusing cactus person #3.
  
  
• confusing cactus person #2.
  
  
• confusing cactus person #1.
  
  
• i don't really have a goal, and i started it in september.
  
  
• she has a good voice for something like that.
  
  
• bicycle.
  
  
• yeah, i need some cheese.
  
  
• um, i forgive you.
  
  
• there's nothing to read.
  
  
• i'll be there.
  
  
• half way.
  
  
• clever.
  
  
• tina, get out of the basement!
  
  
• i burned them.
  
  
• that's interesting.
  
  
• gotta love those roommates.
  
  
• practical application.
  
  
• ooh, a free gift.
  
  
• hello... beep.
  
  
• i'll get right on that.
  
  
• ok then.
  
  
• poor kitten...
  
  
• a sane answering machine day.
  
  
• oh yeah.
  
  
• they aint gonna find that head.
  
  
• second radio station interested.
  
  
• criminals don't deserve rights!
  
  
• well, you're welcome.
  
  
• coolness.
  
  
• for alex.
  
  
• a giant peach.
  
  
• i never did like invader zim.
  
  
• i always spell names wrong.
  
  
• or do system restore.
  
  
• i'm thinking that nothing said here is true.
  
  
• hello.
  
  
• couldn't you just download and reinstall the drivers?
  
  
• hi.
  
  
• blue ribbons and trophies.
  
  
• it's jozie again.
  
  
• i wouldn't drink peanut butter or bread.
  
  
• i'll listen.
  
  
• yeah.
  
  
• this one is really strange.
  
  
• relationships with people at work.
  
  
• cheerios and cleaning the bathroom.
  
  
• we should be nicer.
  
  
• aww so cute!!
  
  
• a genderless parent.
  
  
• it's pretty boring.
  
  
• looking for a job and watching star trek.
  
  
• she lost her job.
  
  
• i am your father...
  
  
• i am feeling better, and thanks for your interest in my website.
  
  
• have a great day.
  
  
• maybe you should go jump off the edge then.
  
  
• i love squirrels.
  
  
• please don't call me 20 times and talk for two minutes each.
  
  
• you people are kinda creepy.
  
  
• enough that i would give you water if you were dying of thirst in my presence, but not enough that i will post 10 voicemails of you in a row.
  
  
• i should be getting five dollars.
  
  
• dr. weird has an admirer.
  
  
• randomness is a great thing, when used properly. it can very easily be abused.
  
  
• yes, it's stupid.
  
  
• today's an exciting day.
  
  
• looking for work.
  
  
• it's great. it's wonderful. couldn't be better.
  
  
• don't wanna have cold ankles.
  
  
• i wouldn't go around doing that very often.
  
  
• i don't like you either.
  
  
• i don't have any strings to pull.
  
  
• it's illegal because it's stupid!
  
  
• i didn't win.
  
  
• it's .org.
  
  
• here's one from new york.
  
  
• that's funny.
  
  
• a valuable life lesson.
  
  
• i'm trying to get better.
  
  
• we'll never know why it concerns him.
  
  
• they're just friends.
  
  
• snow days are fun.
  
  
• thanks.
  
  
• and that was cassie.
  
  
• that says a lot.
  
  
• i have flash ads blocked.
  
  
• let's set them all on fire.
  
  
• and guys are dumb.
  
  
• where is ivan.
  
  
• she got braces.
  
  
• very random.
  
  
• she brought a friend.
  
  
• life sucks.
  
  
• hello. how are you. goodbye.
  
  
• i like the accent.
  
  
• i got one from britain.
  
  
• God is awesome.
  
  
• how about not.
  
  
• you can't touch my soul.
  
  
• i don't make a lot, because they aren't clicked a lot. (that might be a hint...)
  
  
• thanks.
  
  
• i don't want a greeting.
  
  
• she has three awesome sons.
  
  
• she's at work bored.
  
  
• it's impossible.
  
  
• the second one.
  
  
• yeah, well who needs 20 thousand dollars anyway.
  
  
• hi. what's your name. good. thanks.
  
  
• um...
  
  
• actually my name is sarah.
  
  
• it's kinda obnoxious.
  
  
• it's still kinda creepy.
  
  
• i'm not certain what's going on here...
  
  
• that's kinda twisted.
  
  
• what's the point of beeping?
  
  
• cheese.
  
  
• now we can say "i am a turtle" in english...
  
  
• i don't even know what uc is.
  
  
• so i looked this up... and it's kinda funny.
  
  
• she ate oatmeal this morning.
  
  
• if time travel was possible, wouldn't we be seeing people from the future?
  
  
• now we can say "i am a turtle" in spanish, too.
  
  
• diet rootbeer.
  
  
• "my superhero name could be... thomas."
  
  
• easily offended.
  
  
• that's an odd time to leave a voicemail.
  
  
• the sun isn't 5 billion years old.
  
  
• it's kinda creepy, too.
  
  
• enjoy the ride.
  
  
• alright.
  
  
• i didn't win, but i should have.
  
  
• might wanna put on a jacket or something.
  
  
• imitating dialup.
  
  
• a blooming good day.
  
  
• good.
  
  
• "stop laughing i'm trying to act like a girl here."
  
  
• he wants a bunch of spam mail from here.
  
  
• we don't want the universe collapsing on itself. i think.
  
  
• now we know how to say "i am a turtle" in japanese.
  
  
• don't trust vh1.
  
  
• you do that.
  
  
• happy birthday.
  
  
• to do this it takes great skill, patience, ambition... and magical powers.
  
  
• is that true? that's trippy... i wanna see it!
  
  
  
  
• i'm 19, and i did leave one. it's near the bottom of the september page.
  
  
• he ate all the blueberries.
  
  
• i'm pretty content with "goodbye," myself.
  
  
• you were the first.
  
  
• a song.
  
  
• poor dog.
  
  
• people are pretty strange.
  
  
• a happy happy happy new year.
  
  
• happy new year.