february's calls:

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• freedom? - comments
  
  
• weasels don't squeak. - comments
  
  
• fantabulous. - comments
  
  
• that's awesome. - comments
  
  
• strange bums. - comments
  
  
  
  
• that sounds oddly familiar. - comments
  
  
• how about i uh... um... hmm. i don't know. - comments
  
  
• driving at 4:30 am. - comments
  
  
• what do you suggest i do? - comments
  
  
• response #3... i bet she's trying to trick me into calling her, because my monkey is probably illegal. - comments
  
  
  
  
• response #2... five kids isn't hard enough... i want a monkey too! - comments
  
  
• in response to a fake ad about a monkey. - comments
  
  
• had to throw in the "this sucks," didn't you? - comments
  
  
• the universe would collapse. - comments
  
  
• how many llamas is too many llamas? - comments
  
  
• i wonder how many people will listen to this whole thing. - comments
  
  
• lots of fun in oregon. - comments
  
  
• how do you hack a phone? - comments
  
  
• going to vermont. - comments
  
  
• i'd like to do that, but it's hard finding time. - comments
  
  
• he did that to save us. - comments
  
  
• um, good for you. - comments
  
  
• i wonder if he's serious. - comments
  
  
• this is a very buzzy voicemail. - comments
  
  
• you're number 892. - comments
  
  
• socks in a box is really funny. - comments
  
  
• advertizing his girl and his birthday. - comments
  
  
• the dreaded office. - comments
  
  
• you're number 888. - comments
  
  
• wear your seatbelt. - comments
  
  
• one day... - comments
  
  
• i started before him. i am the original! - comments
  
  
• um, ok. - comments
  
  
• looking for a tv. - comments
  
  
• liquid cake? - comments
  
  
• he talks for two minutes about some movie thing. - comments
  
  
• portapotties are nasty! - comments
  
  
• leo from florida. - comments
  
  
• i don't really know what he said. - comments
  
  
• happy birthday. - comments
  
  
• why must people beep at the end. - comments
  
  
• he's not wearing any socks. - comments
  
  
• aliens. - comments
  
  
• i do not know. - comments
  
  
• you know you're annoying, right? - comments
  
  
• how nice. - comments
  
  
• it's quite interesting... - comments
  
  
• the world is quite depressing. - comments
  
  
• well, get better. - comments
  
  
• it was not a dream. - comments
  
  
• that's cold. - comments
  
  
• playing along. - comments
  
  
• what a surprise. - comments
  
  
• a message from tennessee. - comments
  
  
• that's tough. - comments
  
  
• looking for a job. - comments
  
  
• i don't know what to say. - comments
  
  
• your cell phone quality in the van isn't very good. the others were completely incoherent. - comments
  
  
• here's another cactus. - comments
  
  
• happy love day. - comments
  
  
• you should let us know if he does. - comments
  
  
• i wonder if this is a real wrong number thing. - comments
  
  
• he ate chicken. - comments
  
  
• i'm not not posting them. - comments
  
  
• yay snow. - comments
  
  
• it can happen to anybody... - comments
  
  
• well, good for you. - comments
  
  
• you first. - comments
  
  
• aww!! that made me smile all big. - comments
  
  
• actually i took a picture of my cell phone, and then made it look like that on the computer. and the background might be changed to dark again. - comments
  
  
• snow is fun. - comments
  
  
• happy birthday. - comments
  
  
• will you buy my beanie babies? - comments
  
  
• you win a boat, how's that? - comments
  
  
• why not? - comments
  
  
• i won't. - comments
  
  
• i love snow. you're lucky. - comments
  
  
• that is all. - comments
  
  
• he likes diet soda. - comments
  
  
• columbus ohio sent me a voicemail. - comments
  
  
• me neither. - comments
  
  
• i love chickens when they're alive. not when they're dead and someone expects me to eat it. - comments
  
  
• i guess since she's my aunt, i should let her break the rules and advertize a site in the voicemail. - comments
  
  
• yeah, right... the country and world is messed up, all just because of ONE person. - comments
  
  
• the procrastinators are uniting... uh, tomorrow. - comments
  
  
• why not blue? - comments
  
  
• it's pretty stupid, isn't it? - comments
  
  
• coolness. - comments
  
  
• do they really say "ow?" - comments
  
  
• haha, she dreamed about the cactus people. - comments
  
  
• well that's not very nice. - comments
  
  
• more cactusness. - comments
  
  
• i sleep. - comments
  
  
• from a hospital in nevada. - comments
  
  
• now you can hear yourself. - comments
  
  
• how you doing... - comments
  
  
• um, ok. - comments
  
  
• that would be a lot of work. - comments
  
  
• live on the air. - comments
  
  
• do not... - comments
  
  
• well that was entertaining. - comments
  
  
• that's a good story. - comments
  
  
• the cactus people are controversial. - comments
  
  
• cactus... - comments
  
  
• i guess something is pretty funny. - comments
  
  
• why would a dog be burning? - comments
  
  
• it's spam. - comments
  
  
• my future self doesn't sound much like me. - comments
  
  
• an edible wooden cactus? - comments
  
  
• i was thinking of making "dr. weird." and also "cactus" and stuff. - comments
  
  
• her cactus has a name. - comments
  
  
• peace out. - comments
  
  
• very nice. - comments
  
  
• then i guess you can see the giant "i hate cactuses" sign on my roof, with the big cactus with a knife through it. - comments
  
  
• hello. hello? ...hello? - comments
  
  
• meow meow meow meow... - comments
  
  
• how sad. - comments
  
  
• it is your fault you slept in. - comments
  
  
• he likes the cactus people.
  
  
• life is unfair.
  
  
• i wonder how much i can sell them for.
  
  
• i don't know anything about what he's talking about.
  
  
• ok.
  
  
• i wonder how much email they succeed in getting from this.
  
  
• i like how i can tell him to do something and he'll do it.
  
  
• i cannot figure out what these cactus people are about...
  
  
• isn't homework fun.
  
  
• it's gonna blow!
  
  
• chip and his cactus.
  
  
• another cactus person...
  
  
• what's a tracer?
  
  
• someone from texas.
  
  
• sing me a song.
  
  
• "who would say cactus?" well, you just did.
  
  
• procrastination.
  
  
• happy new years and a merry christmas.
  
  
• she has 13 animals. if i counted right.
  
  
• i don't know what to say.
  
  
• hey, she actually said my name right.
  
  
• that's a lot of... words.
  
  
• "remember the code 'cactus...'" somehow i don't think any of us will be forgetting it any time soon.
  
  
• how about yougrowup.com?
  
  
• why?
  
  
• i get it.
  
  
• i guess he has a problem with the cactus people.
  
  
• i call all the time.
  
  
• that's a cool noise.
  
  
• i try not to post bad things.
  
  
• i don't even know what that is.
  
  
• 200 dollars and five dogs.
  
  
• a sack of potatoes.
  
  
• "what do i say? anything? um, um, fish."
  
  
• "who puts charcoal in pickles?"
  
  
• yellow snow.
  
  
• i have no idea what's going on here.
  
  
• jozie and friends.
  
  
• a website plug.
  
  
• he's got a broken rib.
  
  
• british accents.
  
  
• cleaning and a girlfriend.
  
  
• this message will self destruct...
  
  
• cactus people are really weird.
  
  
• say hello. say hello! just do it!
  
  
• animals are wonderful.
  
  
• it's delectable weather outside.
  
  
• she loves her pug...
  
  
• strange.
  
  
• i wasn't sure if i wanted to post this.
  
  
• this is interesting.
  
  
• you should name her sarah.
  
  
• i'm pretty sure they wouldn't allow that.
  
  
• i'd like to transfer it to mine.
  
  
• another weird cactus person.
  
  
• ten weeks.
  
  
• i smashed it and fed it to turtles.
  
  
• um, congratulations.